Best Christmas Dad Jokes | Christmas Jokes

Best Christmas Dad Jokes | Christmas Jokes

Our 2023 list of 55 Christmas Dad Jokes for your enjoyment

If you want to make your family laugh or catch your dad of guard this Christmas we have you covered. Here is our list list of 55 Christmas dad jokes to get a chuckle this holiday.

 

Santa Dad Jokes | Christmas Jokes

What's Santa's favorite candy?

Jolly Ranchers!

How do you know if Santa is a good singer?

You can hear him "wrap"!

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

What's Santa's favorite gardening tool?

His "ho-ho-hoe"!

How do you know if Santa is nearby?

You can hear him "wrap"ping!

We made a whole Santa Joke List Check it out!

 

Snowman Christmas Puns and Jokes

How does a snowman get around?

By riding an "icicle"!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

How does a snowman get to work?

By riding his "sno-cycle"!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

How do snowmen greet each other?

"Ice to meet you!"

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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What do you call a snowman party?

A snowball!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want, he can't hear you!

What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?

A puddle!

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack and a killer tan?

An abdominal snowman!

How does a snowman get around?

By riding a "sno-mobile"!

What do you call a snowman that tells jokes?

A "snow-comedian"!

How do snowmen stay warm?

They sit by the "chill"er!

Why did the snowman turn green?

He was really a tree all along!

How does a snowman get his mail?

By "snow-mail"! 

Dog Christmas dad joke

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because he's so "chill"!

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What's a snowman's favorite cold drink?

Brrrrr-itos!

How do snowmen stay cool in summer?

They eat "chilly" dogs!

What do you call a snowman party?

A "snowball"!

 

Christmas Jokes | Christmas Dad Joke  

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? (want more tree jokes?)

It needed a trim!

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

Why was the math book sad at Christmas?

It had too many problems!

Why did the ornament go to school?

It wanted to get a little brighter!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby!

How do you catch a squirrel for Christmas dinner?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?

It kept dropping its needles!

Why did the ornament go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little "hanging"!

What's Frosty's favorite food?

Ice-burgers!

Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?

It couldn't find its needles!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym?

It wanted to get "lit"!

Why did the ornament go to school?

It wanted to be a little "brighter"!

How do you catch a squirrel for Christmas dinner?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling a bit "crumby"!

Why was the gingerbread man a great actor?

Because he always knew his "cookie" lines!

What did the gingerbread say to the icing?

"You're really sweet, but you're starting to crumble under the pressure!"

Why don't gingerbread people ever get in trouble?

Because they always know how to roll with it!

Why did the gingerbread couple go to therapy?

They needed help dealing with their emotional crumb-luggage!

What do you call a gingerbread house without a roof?

Unemployed—it got laid off!

What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?

Icing and gumdrops—it was quite the "constructive" approach!

How do you know if a gingerbread man is on a diet?

He only has half-baked ideas!

Why did the gingerbread man call off the party?

He realized it would be a "crumby" situation!

I only like Christmas puns "sleighly" more than regular jokes.

I'm dreaming of a "white chocolate" Christmas.

 

Flirty Christmas Jokes

Are you made of tinsel?

Because you've got me wrapped around your finger.

Are you a snowflake?

Because you've fallen from heaven and landed right in front of me.

Is your name Jingle Bells?

Because you've been ringing in my thoughts all day.

Are you a candy cane?

Because you're sweet and you make me melt.

Can I take a picture with you?

I want to prove to Santa that I've been good this year.

Are you a Christmas light?

Because you make my heart glow and my cheeks blush.

Is your name Frosty?

Because you're giving me chills in the best possible way.

Do you have a map?

I just got lost in your winter wonderland eyes.

Are you a mistletoe?

Because every time I'm near you, I can't help but smile.

Is your name Rudolph?

Because you light up my world, and I'd follow you anywhere.

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Written by: Victoria

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